{"id":51,"date":"2024-12-05T18:42:15","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T18:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2024-12-05T18:42:15","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T18:42:15","slug":"clown-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/05\/clown-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Clown Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Maschine Made Jokes&#8230; they are so bad I had to include them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you have more or other clown jokes? Share them with me\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20221004055600im_\/http:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Anna-Clown-812x1024.png\" alt=\"Anna Clown 812x1024 - Clown Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-3964\" title=\"Clown Jokes\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Wow.. clown jokes\u2026<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you call a clown who never sits down?<\/strong><br>A stand-up comedian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What does a cannibal call a clown?<\/strong><br>A Happy Meal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why Clowns can no longer afford their balloons?<br><\/strong>Because of inflation!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why cannibals don\u2019t eat clowns?<\/strong><br>Because they taste funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do clowns store files?<\/strong><br>They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>When I told my family I graduated from clown college\u2026<\/strong><br>\u2026 they all laughed at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you get seven sexy clowns to stop watching TV at your house?<\/strong><br>Respond quickly please. My parents will be home any minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20221004055600im_\/http:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Clown-nose-red-2-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Clown nose red 2 683x1024 - Clown Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-4144\" title=\"Clown Jokes\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Clown Jokes part 2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now are some clown jokes there are quite strange \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>They say that a mans dick can be gauged by the size of his feet.<br><\/strong>Probably explains why my daughter is always bringing fucking clowns home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>I played \u201cI\u2019ve got your nose\u201d with a clown<\/strong><br>\u2026 but the police caught me red handed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do you make a clown cry?<\/strong><br>Kill it\u2019s family<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you know more good clown jokes? Put them in the comments\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Thanks to Nicole S. f\u00fcr diesen Clown Witz:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Was macht ein Clown dem die Luftballoons zu schwer sind?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Er l\u00e4\u00dft einfach die Luft raus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maschine Made Jokes&#8230; they are so bad I had to include them. Do you have more or other clown jokes? Share them with me\u2026 What do you call a clown who never sits down?A stand-up comedian. What does a cannibal call a clown?A Happy Meal. Why Clowns can no longer afford their balloons?Because of inflation! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/05\/clown-jokes\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Clown Jokes<\/span> weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grow-smiles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}