Maschine Made Jokes… they are so bad I had to include them.

Do you have more or other clown jokes? Share them with me…

What do you call a clown who never sits down?
A stand-up comedian.

What does a cannibal call a clown?
A Happy Meal.

Why Clowns can no longer afford their balloons?
Because of inflation!

Why cannibals don’t eat clowns?
Because they taste funny

How do clowns store files?
They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

When I told my family I graduated from clown college…
… they all laughed at me.

How do you get seven sexy clowns to stop watching TV at your house?
Respond quickly please. My parents will be home any minute.

Now are some clown jokes there are quite strange 😉

They say that a mans dick can be gauged by the size of his feet.
Probably explains why my daughter is always bringing fucking clowns home.

I played “I’ve got your nose” with a clown
… but the police caught me red handed

How do you make a clown cry?
Kill it’s family

Do you know more good clown jokes? Put them in the comments…

Thanks to Nicole S. für diesen Clown Witz:

Was macht ein Clown dem die Luftballoons zu schwer sind?

Er läßt einfach die Luft raus!